Monday, May 25, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act III, sc. i


On a personal note, my favourite part is the diploma that reads: The Cracker School of Barber Jacks. It just sounds so ridiculous, it's beyond trying to pass it off as a legit certification for being a proper barber. Yet, here we are. And of course is has multiple degrees, lol.

We're in the final act, and Mr. Minestrone is really getting desperate to raise $200, but .... as we can see, he continues to remain well below his goal. How on earth is he going to come up with the cash?

Next week: Realtor reality.


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Monday, May 18, 2015

Monday, May 11, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act II, sc. iv


Look out park-goers, there's a new attraction.

I don't know how you'd ever say, "stop following us around, you bum!" while you're with your kids at the zoo. Especially when his tour is so awful. Although Beardo does get one thing straight: camels are the most chauvinistic of the animals, let's be clear about that. Things get awkward when the sober bum starts getting agitated.

Next week: Working miracles with Cracker Jacks.


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Monday, May 4, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act II, sc. iii


Seriously, get to the old endearing barber's shop before noon, because after that he's gonna smell just like salty soup, and be reaching all across your face to give you a terrible haircut. It's all about the atmosphere, baby!

Next week: Goin' to tha'zoo!


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Monday, April 27, 2015

Octopus Hockey League

The common refrain around the NHL is "What a classy organization the Detroit Red Wings are," but seriously, who still murders animals, stuff them in their pants, sneaks into Joe Louis Arena and hurls them on the ice, and then swings them around their heads? It's ... the most disgusting thing in hockey I can think of. You'd think such a CLASSY group could come up with something less stupid.

Look up "humane alternative" to flinging the Red Wings octopus, and this is what you get:





  1. Al the Octopus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_the_Octopus

    Al the Octopus is the mascot of the Detroit Red Wings of the National Hockey League. During some games (usually home playoffs), octopuses are thrown onto  ...
    Missing: humane ‎alternatives
Missing: Humane alternatives, no kidding. This is so stupid.
Simple, arrest anyone who does it and ban them from the arena. And give the Wings a penalty. Soooo classy.

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From Busk Till Pawn, Act 2, sc. ii


Friends don't let friends Crunch Cakes.

This is how addiction escalates into worse and worse troubles, let it be known, Toilet Duck is a gateway drug. No sooner are you "Doin' Duck" and then you're moving on to "Crunchin' Cakes." It's a bad scene!

Next week: Smells Like the Real Deal


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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

If you father could see you now

My wife doesn't like this one, she says it makes dinner too morbid. 

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